The ship's internal diagnostics were less 'status report' and more 'existential crisis in binary'. Jawaher needed something concrete, preferably before her ship became a very expensive, very flattened sardine can.
“Okay, buddy, lets try this again. Full diagnostic sweep, non-critical systems first. Prioritize gravimetric and energy signatures from... *that*. And try not to throw up any more ERROR 404: REALITY NOT FOUND messages, alright?
*Glitched, robotic voice*...GRAVIMETRIC READINGS... HIGHLY FLUCTUATING... SOURCE... UNKNOWN... SUGGEST... IMMEDIATE... DISENGAGEMENT... FIELD STRENGTH... INCREASING... WARNING... STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY... COMPROM-
Whoa, whoa, hold your horses, structural integrity? Already? Its just a hole! A pretty one, sure, but a *hole*. Give me a percentage, ship. Are we talking minor dent or exploding space pumpkin?”